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[Big Papi]

The Banana Slugs dropped to 1-2, and after the game Oseransky lost it. In the locker room, he told his players, "Let me start out saying this: Do NOT blame that game on the defense, OK? I don't care who you play, whether it's a high school team, a junior college team, a college team, much less an Park & Recreation team, when you only hit the ball five times ... you ain't gonna beat anybody. That was a disgraceful performance ... We gave it away. We gave them the frigging game. In my opinion, that sucked.

"You can't only hit five times. Holy crap. I don't know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that ... We've hit four to the pitcher alone. That might be a league record. And we've still got six games left, so there's no telling how many we'll have.

"I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to play like that. ... Horrible. Just horrible. Horrible."

He added, to the press: "Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs?" he said. "I just hope we can win a game, another game."
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